Trigger and Freewheel

1/8/2010 - Water Heater - Actually, I think I might have to disagree with you there.

12/31/2009 - It's Been a While - Happy <every holiday I skipped this year> from Trigger and Freewheel!

10/28/2009 - Keep Away From Fire - What's the worst that could happen? ... *boom!*
10/27/2009 - The Dining Room Chandelier - Wait, there's supposed to be a table in here? But then where will I put the render farm?
10/26/2009 - After The Fade - Dear lord I'm rusty...

9/4/2009 - Photo Booth - "Love and marriage, love and marriage / It's an institute you can't disparage..."
9/3/2009 - Coming This Fall - And yet, I bet people would line up in droves to see the midnight showing.
9/2/2009 - The Cycle - It's roughly the same with cats, only the yipping is replaced with debilitating face scratches.
9/1/2009 - Warstanding - Callback accomplished, ladies and gentlemen!

8/31/2009 - Can't Help You - Based on a real exchange I overheard. Censored heavily.
8/28/2009 - Rings - See, I don't think people who care about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purity_ringpurity rings also...
8/27/2009 - Baptism - "Step right up! One dollar, three chances for ablution!"
8/26/2009 - Sterile - That would make a great T-shirt that I'd never wear.
8/25/2009 - Worm Supermarket - I should really start doing more worm-based humor. ;)
8/24/2009 - These People Exist - In a way, it's impressive. Unsettling, but impressive.
8/14/2009 - Too Drunk - Yet at that time of night, even if the noodles are severely undercooked, it is the greatest meal...
8/13/2009 - I'ma Cut You - So, yeah, I have probably lost all touch with my sanity.
8/12/2009 - Not-Quite-Right Movie Cliché - GET TO THE CHOPPER!
8/11/2009 - Lovely Hands - I overheard somebody deliver this line and, for whatever reason, this is exactly the image that...
8/10/2009 - Grasslands - AAIIIEEEE!
8/7/2009 - I'd Nail That - This seems asinine.
8/6/2009 - My Glasses - If I ever turn into this guy, please punch me.
8/5/2009 - If You Need Help - Phones have cords?
8/4/2009 - Harmony - I'm looking at you, "Piano Man."
8/3/2009 - Psychic Meter Reading - The stars say that your air conditioner is woefully inefficient.

7/31/2009 - Pandora - Yadda yadda, Music Genome Project.
7/30/2009 - Engrish - If the truth is weak. I think it is the tyranny of evil people. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin'...
7/29/2009 - HDCP'd - Open standards 4eva!
7/28/2009 - Sexually Confused Cars - I can't be the only person who ever thought this was weird...
7/27/2009 - YmFzZTY0 - SSdsbCB0YWtlIHRoYXQgYmV0LCB5b3Ugc2NvdW5kcmVsIQ==
7/24/2009 - Easier - With apologies to http://chainsawsuit.comKris Straub, http://nataliedee.comNatalie Dee,...
7/23/2009 - Creepy SMTP - This is important stuff!
7/22/2009 - Butt Sets - Well that's just silly. I mean, CLLI.
7/21/2009 - Soul Disposal - I guess the Spiritualists go into the compost heap.
7/20/2009 - Shoot For The Moon - Ain't that something.
7/17/2009 - Crowded Bus - Well that's the ugliest 400th comic I've ever drawn.
7/16/2009 - Low Budget Dolly - Eventually we broke the camera and just spent the rest of the day playing around.
7/15/2009 - Shut That Baby Up - I'm not normal.
7/14/2009 - I Hate Parties - Actually, I bet if I tried this, I'd just get annoying jerks talking about sports or reality TV.
7/13/2009 - It Ain't Easy - You know it's hard out here for... Wait, what the hell is holding him up?
7/10/2009 - Hippie Dreadlock Howto - We can't all be the frontman for Counting Crows...
7/9/2009 - You Go Girl - Heh heh... no.
7/8/2009 - TMJ - Eh, screw shading this one. I'm busy.
7/7/2009 - iSod - But it supports H.264 video *and* it's backwards-compatible with riding and push mowers!
7/6/2009 - A Real Clock - Now, do you think anybody out there would pay anything for these odd things?
7/3/2009 - Comic Buffer - And yet, somehow, the shame's not so bad.
7/2/2009 - Criminal Record - It's his most cherished possession!
7/1/2009 - Hit Single - A certain flavor of blasphemy, I suppose.

6/30/2009 - Destabilized - Heh, now we know who to blame.
6/29/2009 - Chemistry Practical - Apparently this is a bad thing to do.
6/26/2009 - Puppeteer - Why is everybody glaring at me?
6/24/2009 - Doc Brown's Cavalcade - "What the hell's a mejajoule?"
6/22/2009 - Homonyms - Some would argue that they're actually heterographs. I would argue that the phone number is...
6/19/2009 - After The Apocalypse - "Wait, weren't we in RAID 1?" "Oh, yeah. I guess we were." "Ah well. Wanna...
6/18/2009 - Like My Women - All aboard the non sequitur train! Woo-woooo!
6/17/2009 - MythBusters - Or maybe I'm just jealous...
6/16/2009 - Bartending College - Deeee-licious!
6/15/2009 - E.E. Cummings - This comic evidently utilizes code from http://code.google.com/p/libfooid/libFooID, licensed under...
6/12/2009 - That's Amore - Really, metaphor or not, nothing about that song is pleasant.

5/11/2009 - Mental Image - It's just like riding a bike. An offensive, poorly-conceived abomination of a bike.

4/10/2009 - Important Questions - @http://twitter.com/smitellismitelli I believe we've asked you not to do that again.
4/9/2009 - Hamthrax - I'm proud of myself for this.
4/8/2009 - Debugging - Man, I should stop trying to draw things.
4/7/2009 - Do Not Confuse 3 - I'm just full of terrible ideas.
4/6/2009 - The Trouble With iPhones - I'm always this guy. Always.
4/5/2009 - Handy - I can't decide if this is a cop-out or an amazing thing.
4/4/2009 - Do Not Write - God I suck.
4/3/2009 - Möbius Sock - I think the clothes dryer just bent spacetime.
4/2/2009 - B-Stand - What would they even look like?
4/1/2009 - Three Sixty Six - I think my brain just melted. (Here's a /extras/tnf366-full.jpggiant version!)

3/31/2009 - Wasted - I suppose it's something of an accomplishment.
3/30/2009 - ATHF - With apologies to, well, everybody.
3/29/2009 - Never Existed - BAM!
3/28/2009 - Bass Boat - I think I'm deranged again.
3/27/2009 - Paper Towels - Eh, close enough.
3/26/2009 - Load Bearing Wonderwall - Today is gonna be the day / That they're gonna knock that damn thing over
3/25/2009 - Jesus Hails a Cab - Wait, can't he just fly there? Or is that Superman?
3/24/2009 - Unlicensed Surgery Workshop - That's what I see, anyway.
3/23/2009 - Calendar Flipbook - It could be done. I'm not sure why you'd want to...
3/22/2009 - Python - Sssss.
3/21/2009 - Beards - Um, eww?
3/20/2009 - Xylophone - http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/patrick+moore/Oblig.
3/19/2009 - Months - So... Many... Words...
3/18/2009 - MAF - Remember those crappy paper textbook covers they made you use in high school? Well you do now.
3/17/2009 - Impacted Wisdom - Wow. He's like the Jack Nicholson of molars.
3/16/2009 - Kidnapping - Doesn't really look like much of a kid...
3/15/2009 - I'm All For That - I don't even know how well known this one is.
3/14/2009 - Fifth Wall - Yes, I know it's actually a term for http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_wallsomething else. Do I...
3/13/2009 - Unemployed Food Critic - We put a meal in your meal so you can eat while you eat!
3/12/2009 - iPod Shuffle - "But it can talk!" "Yeah, well so can the voices in my head. And I didn't have to...
3/11/2009 - PIN Pad - Somewhere, a credit card company is looking at all these digital signatures and laughing.
3/10/2009 - Fredo - Ah, highbrow.
3/9/2009 - Another Henge - Beep.
3/8/2009 - Fiddle Contest - What a quarter-assed logo.
3/7/2009 - Excommunicated - True story...?
3/6/2009 - Tinnitus D - ... And the Q-Tip of Destiny?
3/5/2009 - Word Cloud - Now I hate Myriad Pro.
3/4/2009 - In Your Mouth - Am I banned in an entire country yet?
3/3/2009 - Take Out - I was taught not to waste anything. So there.
3/2/2009 - Clown Floyd - At least he's passionate.
3/1/2009 - Corporate Policy Requires... - Eventually my family got the hint that I hated this.

2/28/2009 - Not So Fast, Buddy - Clearly he forgot to remove his shoes.
2/27/2009 - Enthralled - This is exactly where I've been these past few days.
2/26/2009 - Paper Airplanes at NASA - It sucks that they lost that carbon probe...
2/25/2009 - Speakers - I am a hack.
2/24/2009 - Diet Drinks - "Mmm, tastes like chocolate diarrhea!" Actually, it might've been funnier to draw it that...
2/23/2009 - Outrun - This one was actually fun to do. Something is clearly wrong with me.
2/22/2009 - Don't Awaken Father - I would totally play this.
2/21/2009 - Alternate Side Parking - Right. Because laying on your horn will magically move all the double-parked cars. Brilliant!
2/20/2009 - What's New? - HTTPun?
2/19/2009 - Weak Graffiti - HOLY CRAB!
2/18/2009 - Alone In A Crowd - I reject your interpretation of the word "antisocial."
2/17/2009 - New Walmart Logo - That's what I see whenever I look at it...
2/16/2009 - The Food Pyramid - At least the http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/uploads/pyramid.jpgold food pyramid made a little...
2/15/2009 - Modern Bank Ads - Well, that's a fun time.
2/14/2009 - Do You Love It? - This is one of several reasons why I am still single.
2/13/2009 - All This Machinery, Making Modern Music - Don't get it? Yeah, I admit it's a hard one. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-TuneAutoTune.
2/12/2009 - Say Something - That is, almost verbatim, what the crazy homeless de-panted man was rambling about.
2/11/2009 - Something I Saw - I'm thinking he had a bit too much to drink, and was trying to jump-start the DD's car. Or not. I...
2/10/2009 - Start The Fire - This song has far too many words.
2/9/2009 - No Drawings - I actually wonder what the Port Authority would do to people who broke this rule...
2/8/2009 - Six Years Already - I've been busy, get off my back. ;)
2/7/2009 - Axe You - http://www.bombombombomwooooo.comBom bom bom bom, wooooo!
2/6/2009 - Do Not Confuse 2 - I really gotta stop trying to draw real people.
2/5/2009 - Filling Our Brains - Guess which one is the most important?
2/4/2009 - Viva La Rusty - My house, my rules.
2/3/2009 - Sweet Case Mod - Guess the water cooling system leaked...
2/2/2009 - Startup Time - "Whoa, you look terrible! What happened?" "I installed the Waves bundle."
2/1/2009 - Three Digit Bitrate - "Seriously, what did you use to encode these? iTunes?"

1/31/2009 - Reel Change - Oddly, I've been on both ends of this exchange.
1/30/2009 - Pawn Shop...? - Way too much effort for a not-so-amazing joke.
1/29/2009 - Bottles Of Beer - Eh, 16-bit is enough.
1/28/2009 - Deleted Scene - It happens sometimes.
1/27/2009 - Interview With Keith Richards - 20th Nervous Breakdown...?
1/26/2009 - Quarter Connect Four 2 - That's what you develop a space program for.
1/25/2009 - The Moves - True story. Also, happy 300!
1/24/2009 - Sit Somewhere Else - :creak:
1/23/2009 - Quantum Leap Is Ruined - That's just about the worst Scott Bakula I've ever drawn.
1/22/2009 - Do That Right Now - You heard me, 14th Street Taco Bell.
1/21/2009 - The DOM - "What have I ever done to make you traverse me so disrespectfully?"
1/20/2009 - Don't Like You - That's just terrible.
1/19/2009 - The Hokey-Pokey - This is, allegedly, what it is all about.
1/18/2009 - Quarter Connect Four - Anybody notice the half-column on the right edge?
1/17/2009 - Nibbles 'n Bytes - I think a dead Mac SE would make a fine mascot.
1/16/2009 - Cylon, Wisconsin - It's real. Look it up, I'll wait.
1/15/2009 - Icebreaking Routine - I've been on the receiving end of this one. Many times.
1/14/2009 - Viral Videos - Haha, no.
1/13/2009 - What's So Funny - You know, I'm not even sure.
1/12/2009 - Wash Me - Cleansed by a cathartic car wash...
1/11/2009 - IDCLIP - Well, I guess I can't make an anthology book anymore. ;)
1/10/2009 - 90 Degree - Well, looks like somebody had a half-baked idea he needed to burn off...
1/9/2009 - Annoying And Miserable - I don't know what I'd do if the states weren't adjacent...
1/8/2009 - afk, earthquake - Yeah, this laptop ain't booting anymore... :-\
1/7/2009 - Young Dreamer - Man, and I thought humans were a pain to draw...
1/6/2009 - Lashes - Hooray for reusing old jokes I've posted to http://twitter.com/smitelliTwitter!
1/5/2009 - Guide To The Midwest - "Visit our world-famous stop sign!"
1/4/2009 - Wayport_Access - Seriously.
1/3/2009 - Tic-Tac-T - In these trying economic times, you have to make some sacrifices.
1/2/2009 - Easy Come, Easy Go - Although I think the repo man has the more interesting stories...
1/1/2009 - Three More Laps - This shouldn't have been that much fun.

12/31/2008 - Retire This Design - Man, 2010 is going to make a dumb looking pair of cardboard glasses.
12/30/2008 - Cut Of Your Jib - My God! He's done it! TWO crane jokes in a single month!
12/29/2008 - Far Go - I love this game.
12/28/2008 - Hexadecim-Os - I clearly don't care anymore.
12/27/2008 - Answering Prayers - And that's the end of that.
12/26/2008 - Could Be Worse - A nice cop-out to celebrate the 100,000th image view.
12/25/2008 - Santa Redelivers - Merry Almost Christmas!
12/24/2008 - Last Communion - Glad to see he got all dressed up in his best T-shirt. And misshapen torso.
12/23/2008 - Wrestling - For what it's worth, I hate high school sports. And all sports.
12/22/2008 - Cover Of Darkness - Remind me not to try this again.
12/21/2008 - Detained - Haha, it's funny because their lives are ruined.
12/20/2008 - Making Presents 2 - I'm damn proud of this one. Shut up. ;)
12/19/2008 - Making Presents - "They think they have a good union but they don't. They're basically slaves."
12/18/2008 - Happy Deathday - Touching. Really.
12/17/2008 - Caffeine Withdrawal: Day 44 - Actually, it keeps on going.
12/16/2008 - Don't Trust Santa - There. He survived. You happy?
12/15/2008 - Cleaning Up - Guess what I drew again?
12/14/2008 - Santa Claus Ain't Comin' To Town - Well, at least not after this one.
12/13/2008 - Speakerphone - I think I speak for all of us when I say I'm tired of hearing about your cat's leukemia.
12/12/2008 - Do Not Confuse - And thus, I now have enough comics to overflow a char.
12/11/2008 - Eavesdroppers - Interesting sidenote: I've had "Down Under" by Men At Work playing on repeat the entire...
12/10/2008 - Terrible Parents - Damn you, pixels!
12/9/2008 - Picking A Christmas Tree - Well, there's another thing I can't really draw well...
12/8/2008 - Paper Jam - Ouch. Magenta toner is the worst.
12/7/2008 - The Christmas Shoes - If I could banish only one Christmas song, this would be it.
12/6/2008 - Anatomy Homework - And I'm sure this comic wasn't what you had in mind either, Globe.
12/5/2008 - Dominant Chords - This is just stupid.
12/4/2008 - IC Spiritual - Hoo boy...
12/3/2008 - So Close - I have no comment.
12/2/2008 - Height War - Actually, they'd probably clip it at the point where the atmosphere was no longer breathable.
12/1/2008 - Start 'Em Young - I could make an org chart children's book! "This is William. William is the CFO. The CFO's job...

11/30/2008 - Bad Service - That's like a -30% tip!
11/29/2008 - Vertical Hold - In Soviet Russia, vertical holds you!
11/28/2008 - Modern Graphic Design - Don't inhale too deeply; the plastic fumes will kill you.
11/27/2008 - VHS - This is, uh, character art. Yeah.
11/26/2008 - Bounding Box - I wish I could say this didn't happen.
11/25/2008 - You're Disgusting - It's my goal to leave this life with the same number of holes I started with.
11/24/2008 - Lower 48 - This is marginally interesting.
11/23/2008 - Bass - "Play a chord? I can't even spell it!"
11/22/2008 - Back, Baby - Or was I ever gone?
11/21/2008 - Working - What baroque anatomy...
11/20/2008 - Why Does... - This is a fun (and deeply, deeply disturbing) thing to play around with.
11/19/2008 - Touch-Screen Computer - ... or one that runs Vista.
11/18/2008 - Bourgeois - And with the exception of this comic, I don't think I've used it either.
11/17/2008 - I.T. Stand-Up - "My dad tied me to Vss; I was grounded for a week!"
11/16/2008 - Ctrl + Alt + Delete, Pete - This would've been a hell of a lot funnier if I could think of any other name that rhymed with Pete.
11/15/2008 - Alone - In related news, pink sucks.
11/14/2008 - Dumbest Comment Thread - I've thought about making a YouTube video which mocks the comments I predict it would get.
11/13/2008 - Auto-Flush - I draw too many people on toilets.
11/12/2008 - c0hen'd! - Yeah, I'm just gonna go.
11/11/2008 - Shortcut - Remind me never to forget to pack the damn Wacom tablet again.
11/10/2008 - Dreamcatcher - ... Unless they have some other purpose that I'm not aware of...
11/9/2008 - Bipolar Science - From the publishers of Make (the Voices Stop).
11/8/2008 - Caffeine Withdrawal: Day 5 - There. It's over. You happy now?
11/7/2008 - Caffeine Withdrawal: Day 4 - I'd like to think this is the first comic ever done in 60i. A rather dubious honor, I'll admit...
11/6/2008 - Caffeine Withdrawal: Day 3 - Hey, it's only a $400 mike...
11/5/2008 - Caffeine Withdrawal: Day 2 - Oh yeah, it's starting to get to me.
11/4/2008 - Caffeine Withdrawal: Day 1 - Doing an experiment to see how bad it hits me. So far, bad enough. ;)
11/3/2008 - "Drinkability" Spectrum - What a moronic measurement.
11/2/2008 - Daylight Savings - Let's see if this website has any DST-related bugs now.
11/1/2008 - Emo Tattoo - I'm sure somebody has one of these...

10/31/2008 - Costumes - No joke, that's about as good as I am at it.
10/30/2008 - Dorm Exorcism - Yeah, I got nothin'.
10/29/2008 - Slate - I can't even remember how I came up with this premise.
10/28/2008 - Desensitized - This can happen.
10/27/2008 - Bank Ads - How'sabout "Free oxygen (in participating locations)"?
10/26/2008 - Not Gonna Lie - If it makes you feel any better, he's faking it.
10/25/2008 - Cursive - Second grade was a complete waste of time.
10/24/2008 - Bachelor Math - And yes, I've done this.
10/23/2008 - In Case Of Fire - Totally worth it.
10/22/2008 - 0 dBFS - It's a limit, not a suggestion.
10/21/2008 - A Little Dry - Let's not make this a regular occurrence.
10/20/2008 - Powersquelch - This is why I can't work in commercials.
10/19/2008 - A Dream - Based on a recurring dream I've had for as long as I can remember...
10/18/2008 - High Definition - Trust me... The fewer pixels I have, the better it is. (And here's a /extras/tnf201-1080.pngbig-ass...
10/17/2008 - Sounding Louder - Well, that's 200.
10/16/2008 - God Bless America - Let's see who this one angers...
10/15/2008 - You're A Pal - French acronyms are funny.
10/14/2008 - I'd Hit That - Well, there goes my last shred of integrity...
10/13/2008 - Rigged! - One of the less explainable ideas...
10/12/2008 - Confusing-Ass Pictogram - Aww, Mr. Voltage Explosion Thing always looks so angry...
10/11/2008 - Misfortune - I suck at text warping. Also, I suck at not letting my comic buffer drain.
10/10/2008 - Ideas - What a terrible font.
10/9/2008 - Lacuna Beach - Ehhh...
10/8/2008 - Saw VI - And I doubt anyone cares.
10/7/2008 - Hey Idiot - Yes, I'm talking about you.
10/6/2008 - Diploma - Hey, looks like I slipped the update by... :looks at watch:... 22 hours.
10/5/2008 - Soundman - "Don't worry, ma'am. It's what I do."
10/4/2008 - Org Chart Of Childhood - Back when things were simple...
10/3/2008 - Too Much Work - I really wish that thing would shut up...
10/2/2008 - Things That Make Me Feel Old - Hey, it's Trigger and Freewheel's first fat guy!
10/1/2008 - So Difficult - At least this machine doesn't have that Giant Knob of Doom...

9/30/2008 - So Much Porn - What a proud day.
9/29/2008 - My Co-Pilot - I await your damnation.
9/28/2008 - Welcome Back - Your dreams were your ticket out...
9/27/2008 - Line Producer - I've worked with him.
9/26/2008 - Server Service - Guess what I spent the last few days doing?
9/25/2008 - Front Wheel Drive - Still, I think I'd like to try it.
9/24/2008 - Phage - These things are deeply creepy.
9/23/2008 - Logic Gates Of Heaven - RIP Nokomis...
9/22/2008 - c0ne'd! - I guess that's how it would be spelled...
9/21/2008 - Shock Site - This actually happened.
9/20/2008 - Third Quarter Numbers - I totally wanted to post this yesterday. No, really.
9/19/2008 - Preventer - Had the building actually burned down, then I'd be a bit more forgiving...
9/18/2008 - Ice Cold Water - I gotta start doing these earlier in the day...
9/17/2008 - Bargain Rack - Uh, yeah.
9/16/2008 - Frustrations - Today's been one of those days...
9/15/2008 - Octopus Jesus - Someone has a spot waiting for him in Hell...
9/14/2008 - Webcomic Star - Stop looking over my shoulder. Jeez...
9/13/2008 - Barcodehenge - Located in the lovely UPC/EAN valley...
9/12/2008 - Not My Type - ::dodges thrown tomato::
9/11/2008 - I'm An Addict - "I fell off the wagon. Or I fell back onto the wagon. I forget which is the bad one."
9/10/2008 - Infinite Regress - This one didn't turn out the way I wanted... :-\
9/9/2008 - Machine Names - We need to upgrade everything, from Mixolydian to Braggadocio.
9/8/2008 - Least Seaworthy Dorm - I guess the same could be said about most of the ones I've been in...
9/7/2008 - LIFOs - From the makers of Round-Robin Donuts...
9/6/2008 - Central Park Wedding - Later he'll try to get the squirrels to catch the bouquet. (Actually, it's a pine cone.)
9/5/2008 - More Subtle Differences - That's a fine looking catheter bag, right there.
9/4/2008 - A Chance Encounter - RIP Don LaFontaine...
9/3/2008 - Segwai - Wait, a "comic" is generally something you've drawn? Damn...
9/2/2008 - Somebody's Photo - I'm sure I'm in the background of a bunch of Facebook photos from people I've never met...
9/1/2008 - Number One Girl - I have only one good thing to say about greeting cards: I can draw 'em quick.

8/31/2008 - Four-Way Switch - Well that's certainly a boring premise...
8/30/2008 - Advertising Contract - "Make it squigglier!"
8/29/2008 - Spock Pockets - You win, Keith.
8/28/2008 - Goddamn Heels - Approximately true story.
8/27/2008 - Spare Some Change - This may or may not have been slapped together in 10 minutes. ::shifty eyes::
8/26/2008 - Automatic Door - Chivalry isn't dead; it just makes you look dumb.
8/25/2008 - My Other Car - ... and unfortunately it's in the shop.
8/24/2008 - Trigonometric Functions - Well that's pretty stupid.
8/23/2008 - Cracking Gum - If I could do this without getting thrown out of the Ruby Tuesday's, I totally would.
8/22/2008 - Facebook Picture - It might, actually.
8/21/2008 - Out Of Work - They don't even ship this guy in Office's clip art library anymore.
8/20/2008 - Wait A Minute... - Accuse me of pandering, huh?
8/19/2008 - Ctrl+C - And I don't mean "Copy"...
8/18/2008 - Scathing Review - To everybody visiting from...
8/17/2008 - Fetch Me A Hard Drive - Did I draw Dr. Frankenstein or Dr. Horrible?
8/16/2008 - Followed The Diagram - I want to know how they got the cloud inside the building...
8/15/2008 - Lackluster Concert - If I ever started a band, that's what I'd name it.
8/14/2008 - Rochester Olympics - With a special shout-out to the guys in #csh, who inspired me to do this one.
8/13/2008 - Shy Bladder - Don't look at me like that. Or at all.
8/12/2008 - Sweet Dreams - I'd totally pay for this ability.
8/11/2008 - The Gami Globe - Today I bring you a small piece of history: The first comic I ever made that was viewed by any...
8/10/2008 - You'll Get Your Wish - Ah, the eyes of a child.
8/9/2008 - Antarctic Cows - This idea has been floating around in my head since... Well, since that commercial was still airing.
8/8/2008 - Carnegie Hall - Can we give it a rest now?
8/7/2008 - Party Foul - I can't believe I actually drew this one.
8/6/2008 - Long Nails - There is a definite correlation between nail length and overall bitchiness.
8/5/2008 - Ultra Safe Baby Stroller - I think I may finally have all four wheels off the road.
8/4/2008 - Dr. Tooth - Why does a tooth have his own teeth? Do each of his teeth contain a set of even smaller teeth?
8/3/2008 - Change Of Opinion - I, uh, don't know how to draw sweat.
8/2/2008 - Miserable Game Show - Do I smell a story arc? No. No I don't.
8/1/2008 - Too Damn Hot - Serious Note: The air conditioner in my apartment broke, and it's absolutely way too hot for me to...

7/31/2008 - Pet Peeve #14 - "If you had told me it was an emergency, maybe I would've put some effort into maybe calling...
7/30/2008 - Hit That E5 - I'm a regular Morten Harket when nobody's around.
7/29/2008 - Misunderstood - Well that's certainly something.
7/28/2008 - Irreconcilable Differences - "I don't get it."
7/27/2008 - Don't Do That Here - From the publishers of "Bart's Mommy Has Three Months Left To Live"...
7/26/2008 - Vibrate Mode - Have you ever actually been in a store like this? The people trying out the chairs are a little......
7/25/2008 - Not The Worst Date - Eh, I guess this one turned out decent enough...
7/24/2008 - Never Suspected - Jesus Christ, I hate cursive and everything related to it.
7/23/2008 - AdSense Check - A brick of noodles and a packet of meat-flavored salt. Delicious.
7/22/2008 - New Tattoo - I sense a deeper meaning...
7/21/2008 - Prosecutors - And a lot of 'em deserve it.
7/20/2008 - Academic Disagreement - Look it up. I'll wait.
7/19/2008 - It's Like... - Well, I certainly phoned this one in...
7/18/2008 - The Masterizer - It also does exaggerated pitch correction, high-end annihilation, and adds compression artifacting...
7/17/2008 - Silent Running - FYI, the Prius is goddamn hard to trace.
7/16/2008 - Can You See? - Hey. They said it, not me.
7/15/2008 - Tales From The Bank Line - Wait, what's a hippie doing at the bank? He doesn't have any money...
7/14/2008 - Buzz Lightyear BASIC - I really just wanted to burn this idea off. (And a nod to Keith and the rest of the diner-ers.)
7/13/2008 - Interpreter - That's why I never got good at CS... I was too distracted by the interpreters.
7/12/2008 - Service Changes - I have half a mind to print these up and start posting them.
7/11/2008 - Great Concert - Now, do I want to keep shading things, or do I want to finish a comic in under four hours?
7/10/2008 - Piracy. It's Hilarious. - Mocking the MPAA: Inappropriate for No Ages.
7/9/2008 - 100 Days - And I did it without a single Photoshop crash! <3 OS X.
7/8/2008 - Lost In A Parking Lot - Why aren't either of them carrying bags? Mysteries of the universe...
7/7/2008 - Just One Line - Although it's not all fun... The panhandlers get a lot creepier once the sidewalks empty out.
7/6/2008 - Pimp My Ride - "Also, we turned your gas tank into an aquarium!"
7/5/2008 - Ending The Loudness War - I believe a shotgun on a boom stand is just about the funniest thing I've ever seen.
7/4/2008 - Context Is Everything - Additionally, I only know how to draw one type of female footwear.
7/3/2008 - Oldies Argument - Personal note, I really need to start paying more attention to relative scale and line thickness...
7/2/2008 - Unsettling Future - The cards foretell this, with an accuracy of +/- 5 millimeters.
7/1/2008 - Creative Writing - "Did you even read the material?"

6/30/2008 - Museum Of Modeling Disasters - Where meshes go to die.
6/29/2008 - Music Infomercial - Our first celebrity cameo, and our first use of a long lens.
6/28/2008 - Planning Ahead - Somewhere out there, somebody won't get this.
6/27/2008 - Bouncing That Basketball - True story. Also, this might be the most action-y pose I've ever attempted.
6/26/2008 - Almost Three Months - This means something, although I'm not quite sure exactly what it is.
6/25/2008 - Luminiferous Aether - "Um, sir? Are you sure this information is scientifically sound?" "Who's the goddamn...
6/24/2008 - Teleprompter Operator - RIP George Carlin...
6/23/2008 - Car Modification - I'm actually getting really good with the pen tool. Bonus points if you can find the Google image I...
6/22/2008 - Restaurant Flyers - I swear, I get one of these every other day. Never once ordered anything.
6/21/2008 - Glow In The Dark - Why don't we question cartoon clichés more often?
6/20/2008 - HDMI Cable - What's next? "HDCP really makes the color pop, huh?"
6/19/2008 - Stock Exchange - Well that took a lot longer than it should've...
6/18/2008 - Russian Reversal - I wanted to post a (slightly) better comic, but it wasn't working out the way I wanted. I'll set it...
6/17/2008 - Not A Linguist - Did I spell any of this correctly?
6/16/2008 - Where You Work - Again, based entirely on something I actually saw.
6/15/2008 - Roof Upkeep - You can't easily make this stuff up...
6/14/2008 - Open Mic Comedy - I knew we shouldn't have come here on Ph.D night...
6/13/2008 - Real-Life EULA - We're probably not too far away from this...
6/12/2008 - Painter's Algorithm - What's wrong with me?
6/11/2008 - Rockwellian - I think I'm bordering travesty right here.
6/10/2008 - At PowerPoint-CON One - Back in school, whenever they turned the lights down I'd think, "Oh boy, we're watching a...
6/9/2008 - Belt Failure - I can't be the only one who has tried this... Can I?
6/8/2008 - Ice Cream Antisocial - They used to have these in my school. The social, that is. We made them anti.
6/7/2008 - Sign My Petition - I've answered this one incorrectly before.
6/6/2008 - Double Free Gum - Hey, somebody sorta figured out how to use the pen tool...
6/5/2008 - Kenotherapy - Stay strong, creepy wheezing old people at casino buffets...
6/4/2008 - Exercise Rack - There's probably a market for exercise machine/laundry racks.
6/3/2008 - More Failed Pickup Lines - I actually heard this one in use. It didn't work.
6/2/2008 - Stumbling Into The Future - I had to watch an episode of Dora the Explorer for research. I feel so much dumber now.
6/1/2008 - Wearing White - ... And apparently I don't either. Go me.

5/31/2008 - Buy Zunes! - Lucky sales have been so slow lately.
5/30/2008 - Seven Years' Tribute - Don't hurt me, Barry. ;)
5/29/2008 - Rock Me... - Well, that was quick.
5/28/2008 - Will "Will It Blend?" Blend? - That's just confusing.
5/27/2008 - Melisma - Yes Whitney, you'll always love him. We get it.
5/26/2008 - Crappy Birthday - Are Facebook friends worth more or less than real friends? I always forget the exchange rates...
5/25/2008 - Lost In The Woods - "Put that field guide away or I eat it."
5/24/2008 - CAPTCHA - I'm never going to give you money, RapidShare.
5/23/2008 - Rectifier - The South shall ripple again.
5/22/2008 - On A Leash - Which one has the fleas, again?
5/21/2008 - Scantron, PA - In fact, any combination of those letters generally makes for a horrible afternoon.
5/20/2008 - Distinctive Luggage - "That's a pretty emasculating handbag, right there."
5/19/2008 - Price Check - "Hey man, why you buyin' so much toilet paper? Sheewt."
5/18/2008 - Upscale Ads - Something I actually saw once, in exact detail.
5/17/2008 - LDAPcon 2008 - That's right, I said it.
5/16/2008 - Pool Drains - Don't go in the deep end...
5/15/2008 - Bad At Cards - Perhaps this is why I'm still single?
5/14/2008 - Order Error - A multi-panel comic! Double the drawings, half the overall quality!
5/13/2008 - Video Engineer Pickup Lines - Also, "I'll show you my PLUGE pattern if you show me your subcarrier."
5/12/2008 - Paint Department - That background is brought to you by an unholy combination of PHP and Maya. :shudder:
5/11/2008 - Mother's Day - Ain't gonna find this on no Hallmark card...
5/10/2008 - Satellite Radio - Also, if I wanted to hear Miley Cyrus, I'd kill myself right now and go to Hell. I understand her...
5/9/2008 - ATA Kung Fu - I'm not even sure if this is funny these days...
5/8/2008 - Tire Ironed - True story.
5/7/2008 - W4 Series - I see faces where there are none.
5/6/2008 - Usability Test - I was asked to test-drive a piece of software for a programming assignment. I decided to have a bit...
5/5/2008 - Ugly - You wouldn't like me without a Wacom tablet. (Also, Synaptics touchpads suck. Just sayin'.)
5/4/2008 - Everywhere, Man - This is actually 100% accurate to the song's lyrics. Look 'em up. (verse 1=red, verse 2=green,...
5/3/2008 - Cop-Out #1 - This is completely unrelated to the business of the comic. But I ran out of things to post. (I'm...
5/2/2008 - Headlight Color Temperatures: A Comparative Analysis - Like my opinion matters...
5/1/2008 - Rock The Casbah Video Game - Why in the world did they never make this song into a video game? Lord knows they've made games out...

4/30/2008 - Great Offense - Cell phones still have antennae, right? Right?
4/29/2008 - One-Armed Bandit - Angelo says this one is sort of funny. He guesses.
4/28/2008 - Cut-Rate Insurance - 5 years, 100,000 miles. Whichever comes cheapest.
4/27/2008 - Murder Most Foul - Thanks for letting me use the tablet, Bruce. Although I can't get used to the thing...
4/26/2008 - Rattle The Trunk - Confession: I'm slightly drunk right now. I probably won't do it again.
4/25/2008 - T9 Mad Libs - I hope I'm violating somebody's trademark. ;)
4/24/2008 - Subtle Difference - There. That oughta not clear anything up.
4/23/2008 - Misqualified - I kinda want to have an interview for a C# job, just so I can pull off his gag...
4/22/2008 - Differentiation - Ask me anything about dog urine. Anything.
4/21/2008 - Tech School Afternoon - Shortest building? Yes. But I wanted to draw a clock.
4/20/2008 - Marley - No Short-Term Memory No Cry
4/19/2008 - Loan - I know. I'm sorry.
4/18/2008 - 3 Oz - Also, if you guys decide to add me to any security watch lists, make sure to spell my name...
4/17/2008 - Effects Budget - The first person to key something cool into this comic wins a prize. What prize, you ask?...
4/16/2008 - Note To Self - Also, remind me never to write another comic that requires drawing a bunch of kids.
4/15/2008 - Snowbound - That's what it is, that's what it does.
4/14/2008 - Under Oath - Congratulations, Lucifer, for making me draw facial hair for the first time.
4/13/2008 - Point Of Fail - "Would you like to purchase an extended warranty?" "After watching you manhandle...
4/12/2008 - Chicago - Why'd I have to dig around for this knock-off font? Is it because I never installed Classic?
4/11/2008 - Damn Kids - In my day, we only had ONE seeder! In the SNOW!
4/10/2008 - 1st Of Tha Month - Should I not have gone there?
4/9/2008 - Streaming Audio - Dedicated to my next door neighbors. Oh yeah.
4/8/2008 - Toilet Humor - Hopefully this is the lowest I'll stoop for a while.
4/7/2008 - Ob-La-Di - Can a '1' pass as a lowercase 'L'? IT CAN TODAY!
4/6/2008 - New York's Disgruntledest - Actually heard on an uptown 6 during rush hour.
4/5/2008 - GUI-Tar - Somebody has to make one of these.
4/4/2008 - Simple Multiplication - Based on an actual conversation I overheard. Also, I really need to stop playing with Photoshop and...
4/3/2008 - 110 IEEEs Of Separation - "Don't even LOOK at it until it's done; I can't afford to restart this render."
4/2/2008 - 99 Percent Effective - Based on a real commercial, and the real comment I made the first time I heard it.
4/1/2008 - Access Restrictions - The first of many.