And that, ladies and gentlemen, is number 500.

If I ever make an anthology book, I'm going to name it "Tracksuits In July."

Perhaps nobody but Darrell finds this funny, and that is fine.

"Incidentally, I just noticed our staircase doesn't seem to have any railings..."

"What was the title of the guest comic that was up for over seven months?"

April Fools' mix-up funtime! Today's comic is by good friend and fellow occasional comic drawer Darrell M. Stark. His comic is Rhetoric, and you should totally go over there right now to bask in its retail book store-themed glory, abandoning all friends and family in the process. And especially do it because I drew today's guest comic there, which was a lot of fun.

Thanks Darrell! I'll give your Octopus Pie book back eventually!

If I did this right, you'll have the "Odd Couple" theme in your head all day.

What has two thumbs and forgot how to draw his own characters?

I'll take "Things That Will Give Me Nightmares" for $200, Alex.

"So... Can we have some money now?"

Please direct all angry messages to... somebody else.

"I think it's either a ticketing system or part of a social gaming platform for dogs."

I can't tell if this is the worst writing or the best writing.

"Gaah, my tinnitus!"

Admit it, Return to Castle Wolfenstein was a pretty great game...

Yes, I realize John Bonham was cremated when he died. I figure this comic has more significant issues than that.

That's how I'd spend it, given the chance.

Apparently the universe would not be destroyed in this situation. That disappoints me.

Meh.

"Also, try to make it pop more. I'm not seeing it pop."